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analghost: firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:24:55 -0800

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

doodlesbytara: hey bud wraps you up in a blanket i know today might have been hard for you...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:24:32 -0800

hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

kaymurph: it is probably no longer 4/13 in many places but IT...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:09:21 -0800

kaymurph:

it is probably no longer 4/13 in many places but IT IS STILL 4/13 HERE

so uhh yeah happy birthday john/homestuck! yeahhhh

peclro: if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:05:55 -0800

peclro:

if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.

ivanbraginskii: accidentally falls in love with a personified country

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:52:38 -0800

ivanbraginskii:

accidentally falls in love with a personified country

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:51:22 -0800

misterhayden: The music is just to set the mood.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:50:26 -0800

misterhayden:

The music is just to set the mood.

sarastic: greeleys: mondoleon: guten tag WHY AM I LAHGHING...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:50:13 -0800

sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

rnemes: “911 whats your emergeny” “hello 911 its really hot out and my pants are sticking to my...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:48:10 -0800

rnemes:

“911 whats your emergeny” “hello 911 its really hot out and my pants are sticking to my butt”

deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:43:50 -0800

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

lulz-time: need them wishes

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:02:41 -0800

lulz-time:

need them wishes

Tumblr app: I'm done loading

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:55:29 -0800

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

amsterdamnedd: this book was written thirteen years ago

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:48:58 -0800

amsterdamnedd:

this book was written thirteen years ago

mikau: i’m only one man

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:48:52 -0800

mikau:

i’m only one man

meladoodle: sexydanhowell: meladoodle: A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:48:33 -0800

meladoodle:

sexydanhowell:

meladoodle:

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

What?

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

ishimondo: getting a critical hit with an attack that wouldve killed the enemy anyway

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:23:09 -0800

ishimondo:

getting a critical hit with an attack that wouldve killed the enemy anyway

avatarsnowy: i know that my style of joking w friends involves insults but if i ever say something...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:22:56 -0800

avatarsnowy:

i know that my style of joking w friends involves insults but if i ever say something that actually hurts ur feelings even if i was joking and you know i was joking pls tell me and i wont say that again bcs its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting bcs of what i said

piglii: fun senior prank idea: lock down your entire school, wipe all of your students’ memories,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:20:11 -0800

piglii:

fun senior prank idea: lock down your entire school, wipe all of your students’ memories, and force them into a vicious game of murder and executions

the-vashta-nerada: one time my older sister went on a trip to africa for her college and they went...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:18:48 -0800

the-vashta-nerada:

one time my older sister went on a trip to africa for her college and they went to a really rural village and all the really young kids were scared of her because they had never seen a white person before and they thought she was a ghost and they couldn’t convince them otherwise so every time she entered a room they’d start screaming

This is my recline

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:16:16 -0800

This is my recline