watched the first 14 eps of supernatural in under...
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
rachasia: “goodnight” said the blogger as they proceeded to post 50 more times
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
angrylesbianmom: beyoncebeytwice: i may or may not have an essay due tomorrow wHAT DOES THAT PICTURE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS POST OH MGLJD
i hate when you’re in the middle of reading a fic and all of sudden you just can’t figure out what position they’re in like, how is his hand there? that doesn’t make sense? omg that one is on the left side of the bed?
hyannah: that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
ah well ima head to bed
it’s 4am, i finished 5 eps of supernatural and em is pestering me to sleep gnight everyone~
nehzoomey: how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
juchepresident: i hope rick santorum goes over to his best friend’s house to play mario kart 64 but his friend won’t let him play as player 1 and makes him play on the crappy controller with sticky buttons and against all odds rick is ahead on the third lap of rainbow road and about to pull off a major upset victory when in the last three seconds of the race his friend (who is playing as toad)...
goodson: is there a single person in the entire world who enjoyed the last airbender movie
me: puts tablet pen down for 2 seconds
tablet pen: runs away
tablet pen: disappears into sheets
tablet pen: vanishes to the himalayas
tablet pen: floats into the sky
tablet pen: flies into orbit
tablet pen: combusts never to be seen again
phannydantom-deactivated2013020 asked: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
knivesinmyback: I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I...
i-am-hetastuck: my favorite pictures of GerIta are when Japan is there watching them watching with a camera
vampirebarbies: theres nothing like buying a new book when you have 8183920188281 other books to read
niggers: shuffle more like play the worst songs on my ipod in order
takeafuckingsh0wer: NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
>starts drawing girl >yeah i can do this i can draw girls successfully now >gets to hips >nope noOPE NOPE CANT >abort