zebeck:

i want more dirkuu aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

fruit-roll-up-mummy:

you’re walking in the woods

there’s no one around and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye

you spot it…

CIRCUS AFRO

anrdew:

do not develop feelings for someone over the internet because you will get sad and die

kwieta:

in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape 

(Source: unsexual)

— oh yeah

johnlockismydivision:

i’m not use to fancy toilets. at all. i like a nice clean regular damn toilet in my own house and all

but yesterday i went out and had to use the restroom, okay cool ?? but the motherfucking toilet was weird as hell

i’ve never seen one of these demons in the 19 yrs of my life, as soon as i stood up that blue thing PUSHED OUT WITH A CLAW AND sqUIRTED SOMETHING INTO THE BOWL then the fucking omfg TOILET LID STARTED MOVING IN A CIRCLE, and it’s an oval so it loOKS ODD?????I DIDNT EVEN TOUCH ANYTHING I WAS TRYING TO PISS IN PEACE OMg shit i did not expect that i thought it was possessed idek

europe man

(Source: immiqrant)

crisium:

I see no way this could ever go wrong.

(Source: econarwhal)

rhogers:

walking into the avengers fandom is like walking into a cave in pokemon„,
the only difference is instead of zubats you get tom hiddlestons